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Just because an apple falls one hundred times out of a hundred does not mean it will fall on the hundred and first.
Derek Landy (via midnightvalkyrie)
(Reblogged from unofficial-skulduggery)

HEY SKULDUGGERY FANDOM.

theirrepressiblebecky:

ohstar-fall-down-on-me:

Never look for Solomon Wreath stories on fanfiction.net. YOU WILL REGRET IT.

I’m warning you. Don’t read this. Me and Clare nearly just died screaming. But read it anyways if you want to be traumatised for life. But read it anyways because reactions are funny.

OMFG.

what the fuck did I just read

oh my god

oh my fucking god.
no no no no no
I’m scared for life
never going to be able to read the books and think about it the same way
life over
EW
what
why did I just read that
you even warned us
what
why
no

(Reblogged from theirrepressiblebecky)

fuckyoukripke:

WHY ISNT THERE A HUGE FANDOM FOR A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS

no really tho why not that fandom would be fucking awesome, everyone would be volunteer fire fighters and would have the fucking eye tattoos on their ankles and talk in couplets

dont pretend you don’t get the references 

because i know

you

do

(Reblogged from girlwhocriedboo)
  • Interviewer: If you could change one thing about your life, what would it be?
  • Skulduggery: Why would I want to change anything? Am I not perfect the way I am? Thank you, I think so too.
(Reblogged from fuckyeahskulduggerypleasant)
  • Interviewer: Describe yourself in 5 words
  • Skulduggery: Charming. Witty. Lethal. Brilliant. Modest.
(Reblogged from elementaltribute)
  • you’re walking down the street
  • there’s no-one around and your partner’s dead
  • out of the corner of your eye you see him
  • THE ZOMBIE, SCAPEGRACE
  • he’s following you, about thirty feet back
  • he drops his ear on the floor and curses his state
  • he glues it back on
  • THE ZOMBIE, SCAPEGRACE
  • you’re rolling your eyes but you underestimate,
  • he’s almost upon you now and you can see there’s Thrasher at his side
  • my god, there’s zombies everywhere
  • running for your life from
  • USELESS SCAPEGRACE
  • he's brandishing a knife
  • IT'S USELESS SCAPEGRACE
  • cutting through the alleys
  • THE KILLER SUPREME, USELESS SCAPEGRACE
  • living in a van
  • USELESS SCAPEGRACE
  • zombifying for sport
  • USELESS SCAPEGRACE
  • eating all the bodiiies
  • ACTUAL ZOMBIFIED KILLER SUPREME
(Reblogged from theirrepressiblebecky)
  • Gordon: hey I just met you
  • Gordon: and this is crazy
  • Gordon: but I puked on your shoes
  • Gordon: so meet my niece in a few years and put her into life threatening situations so that she'll finally realise her evil calling and destroy the world maybe
(Reblogged from theirrepressiblebecky)
  • Fletcher: I have more world experience.
  • Valkyrie: At doing your hair.
(Reblogged from fuckyeahskulduggerypleasant)

(Source: letmartyhandlethis)

(Reblogged from theluckiestclover)
  • Tanith: I hope Fletcher appreciates all the work I've put in to making his girlfriend rock solid.
  • Valkyrie: I've told him I'm aiming to have shoulders like yours. He kind of dribbled when he heard that.
(Reblogged from theluckiestclover)